At the store tonight, three of my favorite cashiers, three of the most lovely and beautiful women, were working side by side, register-wise
After my transaction, and a few lasts pleasantries, one of the other cashiers commented to me, after I smiled and said hello as I was walking by,
I stopped as she began to speak…
“I was jealous when you got into her line, and not mine, but she is a beautiful woman”
Now, all three cashiers are looking, as well as all the people in the three lines
I made sure I looked all three cashiers in a eye…
Extended my arms, gesturing grandly
Spoke very deliberately
You
Are
All
Beautiful
Women
*Bowed*
Simultaneously, slightly staggered, they said
“Aawww”
“You’re a beautiful man”
“So sweet”
Smiled, turned, walked
Like a Boss
😄💯❤